worth waking up in a bathtub full of ice

At the moment I think I would sell one of my kidneys for a pair of leather pants.

Which is just as well, really, because I could stand to lose some of the extra bulk and I don't think these babies would have too much give.
The pair pictured above are Blank Denim but it looks like they have sold out of all small sizes. Probs should have checked that before I sold the old kidney.